Even more tales from Avalon

"Louise of the Round Table" had written an "ancient declaration" to the leaders of the workers and farmer of Avalon.

This declaration, which was written on the finest white parchment with green ink at the top, and signed with her own fair hand in the finest duck quilled pen, explained that the 30 pieces of silver that the counsellors of Avalon had given to the leading members of the Goual'd, was an amount whose worth could not be disclosed that due to "sensitive commercial sensitivities".

The workers and farmers and old folk of Avalon, getting ready for the Winter festivities, were most distressed. They were upset and there was much more wailing and gnashing of teeth all over the province of Avalon. This stretched from the North of the Burgh to the South of the Burgh!

Gwendolen of Goswell, the main advisor to the counsellors, on her rather large salary of 100,000 pieces of gold would have a good festive period, as would the elader of the Goual'd. Mike of the Parrish, was on 360,000 pieces of gold a year plus share options and his own private pony and trap!

Such suffering!