Old Gits Reunited
An Open Letter to Micky H from me!
Mikey--they all shout--stop arsing about and wasting your time!!
I am told by my friends--imaginary of course--that the race is on to find out who Micky H is.
S/T/he/y/it seems to be someone/thing that has many connections in some very, very low places!
Some of my friends like Jon, Andrew and Marsha say stop arsing about playing at being a detective, you are no good at it--and you are NOT Val MacDermid-- and you will soon be a dad so stop wasting your time. I though, am snared lke the rabbit in the headlight as to who this rather witty anti-lefty is, and now that my branch has been smeared I feel like I am on a quest to uncover who this mole is. If you peer beneath the shiny exterior veneer that Micky H puts up you will find something rather rancid underneath I fear!
If, it turns out that the Mickster has a connection--obtuse or otherwise--to Lambeth and my shady past there, then I will eat my proverbial Wolves scarf amongst other things. I for one, do not believe the oxygen of Micky H's own publicity.
The Mickster seems to have incredible amounts of time on s/he/their hands and be fairly well informed about matters of a regional nature, but when it comes to us fun loving so called "Capitalists" (I assume this is a reference to a Metropolitan, lefty, milieux within our union)who preside in the Archway/Angel/Highbury area of Islington s/he is singularly ill informed, in fact a few more facts and a little less insults would be in order! To be brutal her/his/their acid dripping sarcasm and ascerbic wit would be a little better placed in organising her/his/their members in whatever area of the NHS s/t/he/m happens to be responsible for, or local government, or the probabtion service, or the police or wherever!!!!
My contacts, amongst them the legendary Alan "No more marches" Nettles, Clara the great and "others" amongst them the great Arsenio "I have escaped tricky situations more times than the Krays" Houdini have informed me that the great "mole chase" is on to "out" the mole!
I am sure that I bumped me old pal Mr "Nettles" today in a particularly celubrious area of N1. Trouble is he doesn't know me.
Anyway, enuff fun and games for now, if it transpires that Micky H was once a Lambethista and smoked 20 Gauloises a day and I find out who he is I will ensure that the Director of Childrens Services in Lambeth issues a 40 page proclamation on the subject!!!!!!
A rattled Old Git to another rattled old git
18 comments:
Mike yes you are obsessed with Mickey “misogynist” H, all I can say is he does not have a mole in Islington because his information is so out of line with reality.
well call that a purging of my soul then...
Hey there Andrew, I must be the only woman that reads Mikey's blog!
Why do you not have your own blog? It must be more exciting than watching Mickey and Mikey joust over who has the longest lance!
The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Keskidee
well Phantom I would be crap at updating it so better to be a contributor on other people. Have you got one, a Blog that is not a Lance
ah Andy if only you knew!I enjoy a good lancing session, thats why mmy name is Gueneviere!
I will not be mysterious. I am long legged, 36 years old and a ginger nut!
I was in your fair borough many moons ago myself, before you were!
TPRBoK
This is getting a bit too raunchy for me!
Mikey
perhaps you would like some raspberry as well?
I go off and make tea for a few minutes and the Phantom Raspberry Blower of Keskidee appears...what next?
Mikeybear
hello...mickey...u there big boy?
Having a conversation with yourself?
Hi Mikey,
Or should that be Sherlock?
You are clearly getting far too carried away with all this and you really would do well to just let go. This mad Nettles, Clara and co stuff just shows you are losing your grip.
Try to settle down, relax, and forget you ever knew me. Don’t check in on my blog. Don’t write about me on your blog. Leave all that nonsense to ET, AKA, Soapdodger and the others.
Now, for your own sake, I think it’d be for the best if I didn’t deal with you direct in future. It clearly upsets you and that’s not at all good for a father-to-be. Don't even THINK of naming your offspring after me.
You know I’m right, and I’m sure that all your real friends agree.
Please don’t think of it as being dumped. I’m doing my best to let you down lightly, for your own good.
And please don't plead - it's undignified. Just recall it as a curious moment in your life.
Probably won’t be seeing you. But, hey! Them's the breaks.
Micky Manlove
Ahhh...
But you still don't have Jane's real name ( I do hope that you haven't been trawling the RMS--naughty naughty!!)
I do seem to have rattled your cage a little. I sadly sit here in my lunch hour!!!
Hmmmm
It seems you can give and not recieve!
When, dearest Micky--or should that be ***N** were you in the IMG/SL? Were you in my branch? I shall be writing about the IMG days soon?
Mikey
The game is over...
Micky or should I call you ******, the game is up and I now know who you are. Quite sad, the end of things really, except for all those that have been foully badmouthed by you over the last few months.
Some things still perplex me: such as your connection to the IMG. I gather you were once a member, but cannot recall it. I gather we were both in South London branches but you must have been in the SE as I was in the SW with Bob Pennington and company.
And of course I do you remember you signing some of my long Lambertist appeals...look me up on Wikipedia (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_Labour_Group)
If I am right about who you are...see you on Thursday.
No need to be so churlish about it though, I won't out you in public, only in private... the privacy of my own blog!
But, why would I call my new sprogg, when born, after you?
If I call HIM Mike it will be after me (but how would you know he is male? Your Islington sources are very poor obviously as just about all of HR know his sex even...but you don't! But hey, he is not registered on the RMS as of yet!) But if I were to name him after you I would be as cruel as Johnny Cash...
Truthfully, given the game is up, I would close Scandalfax down if I were you...
Sherlock"
Who are these people? UNISON regional officials? I do so hope not!
What a load of old twaddle...who is this Micky H cahracter? I think he's a figment of his own imagination and a gutless liversnipe to boot...
sorry - what's RMS?
Could they have the same initials as me?
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